What happens when you put a Conservative in the same household as a Liberal?

WAR. She is the DUMBEST fucking person I have ever met...and she gave birth to me. 


She hates my kids, except the *all mighty Galen*...he could never do anything wrong. If they walk through the house talking to each other, she screams at them to be quiet because she can't hear her TV program. She expects me to follow them everywhere they go so that way I can be ready to crack that whip if they do anything wrong.


She expects me to be the perfect little daughter and do ALL the chores around the house. Laundry, dishes, cooking and cleaning. However, if she CHOOSES to do something herself, she proceeds to brag and brag about what she did. Wow! Congratulations, you got off your ass for once! Can someone get her a trophy??


She irritated my sister tonight too because my sis called to ask and see if mom and my brother would be going to Wheatland, MO this weekend to go to the races and mom said "Is she going to pay for my gas and entry fee?"...my thinking is (God, I hope not)...so my sis said "Nope, I can't do that. I don't have the money...." which I *TOTALLY* understand. Money doesn't grow on trees and no one has any nowadays. I would never have the guts to ask someone to pay my admission for something like that. 


My mother doesn't know shit. I'm very glad that I didn't listen to her half my life and I am extremely glad that I didn't turn out like her. Lemme tell you something though, living here has made me appreciate who my dad used to be. I miss him.